Section 8 ass nigga

A nigga that broke asf and lives that section 8 life.

Damn that nigga dressed like a bum, must be a section 8 ass nigga.

by Fried Koolaid Chikn September 28, 2025

A5 Ass

‘Certified A5 Ass’ derives from the Japanese Wagyu Beef grading scale. It is the highest grading which certifies extreme incompetence, stupidity, and overall inability. Most commonly used in situations describing bad and/or disappointing athletes. Ass, “A”, graded at the highest level: 5- strictly graded by the Ass Grading Association.

“That Penn State Quarterback, Drew Allar, is grade A5 ass”

by Yeetologist September 28, 2025

chog ass

When you’re playing the game with the homies while sitting in a leather chair and your cheeks, as well as some surrounding areas, gets so steamy and wet that it enhances your performance in game, it’s a step above being locked in.

“Yo Greg hop on the game, I got severe Chog Ass right now, we gotta take advantage of it.”

by Buttchugging Greg September 28, 2025

Cord To Ass

to STRAIGHT UP MOLLYWHOP SOMEBODY straight to hell! not whoop, not beat, MOLLYWHOP

Brent:Yo you knew of that Nigga, Julian?

Grant: Yeah, what about him?

Brent: I heard he got Cord To Ass for talking to My'rons' girl.

Grant:Damn! That nigga must be a vegetable by now..💀💀💀

Brent: ONG!

by PencilBuzz September 30, 2025

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Assed It

To scoot instead of wiping.

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.

by 217nah October 1, 2025