Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Dick-coy

Instead of being the decoy a dick-coy is the man that has u so wrapped up with the dick between his legs u detour anything and everything just to get another piece of him yum yum

I passed off work again today to meet up with my dick-coy for an afternoon pole ride of a life time ... mmmm im cumming just thinking about it and i have the day off paid! WAIT ! Does that make me a prostitute??

by Star39.. August 23, 2022

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )

" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.

by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025

sliver dick

The odd feeling you get after mastubating.

I watched so much porn last night. I had such a sliver dick.

by JuggKnot November 7, 2015