sticking the dick in the sewer

by PornHub God March 30, 2018

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Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021

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D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 13, 2018

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Dos mio consuela loved Pedro’s adobo dick

by Rush in pussy February 24, 2023

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Dick-moving is when a guy is indecisive or changes his mind on which sexual partner he wants to commit to and therefore moves between two or more.

George kept dick-moving between two girls

by orangecounty April 24, 2018

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When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.

Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.

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When you get a nicotine high or "dome" usually from a vaping device, and immediately get an erection.

"Bro when I first got my Juul, every time I got domed I'd get Nic Dick."

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