Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Not destroy dick december

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

Dick head

Camron

Friend 1: don’t be a dick head

Friend 2: you mean a camron

by No you ___ March 4, 2019

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024

dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019