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Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.
by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020
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Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out
ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob
by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018
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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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ass

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)
by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016
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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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ravens big ass

raven has a huge ass, you could never be like raven. ravens ass can stink some times but thats okay. we've all been there.
someone "omg that person has such a big ass!"
someone else "no thats just ravens big ass silly!"
by idkmatkat January 24, 2022
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