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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
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`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`
`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
mugGet the Bag of dicksmug.

Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.
by Muppins December 14, 2016
mugGet the Dick dudemug.

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
by Squishit June 29, 2018
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Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.
I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'
by Counter Royal February 27, 2023
mugGet the Mersh Dickmug.

Dick~nipple

Tip of the penis with slightly different skin tone and usually separated by skin ring marking the tip of penis to where the shaft starts. Usually more sensitive then rest of the penis.
Michael zipped his over sized dick~nipple in his zipper.
by SuperDicker March 14, 2023
mugGet the Dick~nipplemug.

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