croc dick

-Croc dick (Noun)

Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)

Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.

by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

dick loogi

When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose

Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*

by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of semi acceptable size standards that you would only have sex with when the need to get away arises, not one you would want to commit to.

I am very horny and there's no one her worth taking home, I guess I'll call the vacation dick.

by BetterThanGold June 16, 2016

Dick Pancake

When multiple males smash their penises with a hydronic press. into a dick shaped penis.

Let's make Dick Pancakes with the new hydronic press.

by Gay Ass Niggas December 4, 2019

Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.

Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December

by Austriaball November 13, 2017

Dyke with a dick

An offensive way to insult a straight male

"Sam is a dyke with a dick"

by NibbaBoiMan April 23, 2018