Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021

sebastian dick

It is a big and hard dick, always comes with a beatiful men.

Last night, Emma showed me a picture of sebastian dick, it was so big!

by ThisBoi December 4, 2017

dick

a dick is someone who is simply an asshole :)

Person 1: That dude is such a dick.
Person 2: What a dick

by yes❤️no🖤 September 28, 2021

selling dick

and your bitch is buying

omg i just shit on that guy im selling dick

by LaQuashish Pussy-Juice March 18, 2023

vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.

"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"

by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016

Dick

Something guys compare the length of and something that girls pull and suck off.

That dick is so long I just want to put my lips over is and suck it so hard.

by Wonkey Donkey July 14, 2021

Dick Detour

When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.

Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!

by TacitAura June 23, 2020