Gerbiling It Up

Masturbating your penis

Do you want a video of me Gerbiling it up with sound?

by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Growing up

To you translates to listening to an authority and agreeing to the covenant. Which I don't.

Hym "So... Picture an authority... That is what I'm going to kill in relationship to myself. It doesn't matter how many there are. Are you that? Well... Then... You either need to walk your fat ass down those stairs and get yourself behind me as quickly as possible... OR... You need to carry me UP the stairs until I'm in front of you because everyone is moving down exactly one place. There will be no growing up around here."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Up-phil

When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time

That funnel cake made me up-phil.

by anonymous July 11, 2025

Up-phil

When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time

That funnel cake made me up-phil.

by NemG July 11, 2025

Epstein Cover Up

You know why they're doing it right? They thought they had a whistleblower. Their retarded sex cult thought they had a whistleblower (for obvious reason) and they couldn't figure out who it was... So THEY GAVE A SACRIFICE TO GOD (The eye of the abstract phantom that constitutes the public) in the form of Jeffrey Epstein... And when they realized that the retard sex cult was just MY thing... They decided to cover it up. So they are still doing it. They just KNOW... That they never had a secret whistle blower. And they are convincing the media and the other politicians to say the opposite of everything I say and PROMOTE that AS REALITY... Rather than.... Tell the truth. And you fucks are willing to go along with it because it means you get to keep pretending the retard is better than me or that women's choices are more important than they actually are and that I can't say anything bad about your piece of shit, mentally retard, worthless fucking asshole kids who as shit and deserve nothing but death!

Hym "So now that they know that there is no whistleblower they can safely sweep it under the rug because now that they know that THEIR retard sex cult where the MENTALLY RETARDED, NEPOTISTIC OFFSPRING OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN CITIES HAVE WOMEN BROUGHT TO FUCK THEM is safe... It doesn't matter anymore! The retard sex cult isn't the problem... JUST LIKE WITH NOAH... The fact that a mental retard is having employees of a mental retard facility brought to fuck him... It's that I know about it! Or that I know about it and I don't! Or it's my PERCEPTION or women and retards that need to change! Or my behavior! Right? As they eat the fruits of MY BEHAVIOR (and as you all do)... I still need to submit to their will! It's inane! So they are just still doing it! I made them waste a perfectly sex island BUUUT as we all know from Hunter Biden and Noah Kroll... The children of rich people are exempt from the rules... And we all have to do what they want... And we can't say anything about it... And they will steal all of your stuff and make you kill yourself! Right? Right guys? Those are the rules! That's what the YouTubers are trying to sell. So that's why the Epstein cover up!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Psyche! NEVER GIVE UP!

You never read the next one!

Hym "Psyche! NEVER GIVE UP!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025