by yessir123r January 14, 2020
Get the dickmug. A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
Get the Heavy Metal Dickmug. by anonymous February 15, 2025
Get the Dickmug. My dick. A great story
Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?
Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?
by Bøøna October 29, 2019
Get the My dickmug. The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.
by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. 1)a males penis
2) A complete utter asshole that will intentionally act mean for no reason but to bother and annoy u
3) short for Richard. Idk why but it just is.
2) A complete utter asshole that will intentionally act mean for no reason but to bother and annoy u
3) short for Richard. Idk why but it just is.
1) Guy 1: OMG he just got a tennis ball thrown straight at his dick
Guy 2: I know, that’s crazy! Thank God it was just a tennis ball or he wasn’t gonna be having kids any time soon.
2) Guy 1: Hey, that guy Jim stepped on my new shoes at school and now there dirty.
Guy 2: damn, that guy must be a dick.
3) Guy 1: Hey Dick, what’s going on
Guy 2: bro, just call me Richard please.
Guy 2: I know, that’s crazy! Thank God it was just a tennis ball or he wasn’t gonna be having kids any time soon.
2) Guy 1: Hey, that guy Jim stepped on my new shoes at school and now there dirty.
Guy 2: damn, that guy must be a dick.
3) Guy 1: Hey Dick, what’s going on
Guy 2: bro, just call me Richard please.
by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021
Get the Dickmug. A perfect example of someone doing a dick move is regifting a lame item from Walmart or talking around a sensitive subject to avoid being held accountable (i.e. Sean wants to be down with the homies but is never successful because he makes dick moves all the time)
Homeless Stephen was asking for food that I provided and found at the crosswalk the next day without the unused airport candy. It was a total dick move!
by I dunno?! It’s not me! September 8, 2019
Get the dick movemug.