Limbo Dick

A penis that is in-between soft and hard. Derived from a combination of Limp and Boner.

Don't send me a dick pick if it's a total Limbo Dick you drunk asshole.

by subject313 March 29, 2015

twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 15, 2018

dick's sporting goods

sex toys

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Chicken dick

A guy who can't last more then 10 seconds.

Omg my boyfriend has a chicken dick, he only lasted like 7 seconds

by Boo-ster October 5, 2017

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014