Toilet Drop

When you wake up early in the morning to feel the urge to excrete faecial matter and end up stuck halfway down the toilet bowl.

The pre-dominant factor is zombie fatigue however various other causes have also affected a people such as:

She was three-quarters zombie when she awoke, her brain wasn't functioning properly.

He hit the door on the way in.

She was too worried about the stubbed toe she got.

He simply forgot to put the seat down.

They all had a Toilet Drop

by An unfortunate incident January 4, 2011

Skibidi Toilet

my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.

ree tart 1: SKIBIDI TOILET IS GOOD
an sane, human being: *dies*
the world: *dies*

by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

i love skibidi toilet

did you know that if you wake up at 3am and go to the kitchen and scream, "I LOVE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!", 1000 times, a mysterious figure called "ur mom" will absolutely beat the shit out of you

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by average zackdfilms be like November 9, 2025

Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

Toilet paper

Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.

Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story

by DeepFriedDump April 6, 2020