Stoner Soup

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.

Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup

by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 18, 2011

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

leapdog soup

to define something more than leapin' or stenkin'. Incredibly horrific or fuckin leapin stenkin

"what the fuck mate ats pure leapdog soup"

by BBMurph March 23, 2023

Drink the Soup

When you’re sucking on her meat curtains, and it sounds like you’re slurping on soup.

My boyfriend won’t even drink the soup after I gave him head for an hour!

by xFireycoldx June 12, 2022

Souped

tricked deceived misled duped

Guy: Give me five...
Girl: (tries to give a high five)
Guy: (pulls hand away) Souped!

by abbadooze January 25, 2020

Suck a soup stick

synonym for suck a dick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude

by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020

Campbells chunky soup

When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.

Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.

by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021