pulled a tom

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Tom

A being with an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Also known as arrogant.

I don't want him in my house he's Tom.

by pleb13 November 23, 2016

tom rowan

Smells like piss and is proper lanky looks like a pigeon with a massive nose and head ai much better his trim is dead and got greasy dandruff spotty chin and is all round a proper freak noone likes him and he usually sits on his own

Tom rowan wants to shag liv lee

by Max Rowan June 3, 2018

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Tom

Usually a fat cunt who enjoys to eat! He is tall and gay. He likes it up the ass and in the mouth.

Your such a Tom!

by Dan95321 November 1, 2019