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Harmeets best friend. see harmeet. jemmas future husbend. pot head. fav word:shut up in harmeets voice
by anon September 20, 2003
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Peter

This kid is fuckin hilarious. All of his friends find him extremely funny, but others may not and find him annoying. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, and sometimes has a birthmark. He isn't the tallest, but he damn well ain't short. He's not very athletic but can be if he needs to be. He gets bullied by some dickheads who are jealous.
Lao: Who's that?
Dave: That's my friend Peter
Lao: He looks like a neek
Dave: Nah, he's the best
by buznigga August 20, 2024
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Peter Doocy Humiliates KJP

Two Jews tell the exact opposite lies about the same video. This is where lying Jew stereotype comes from.
Hym "Peter Doocy humiliates KJP? But wait... THAT Jew said that Peter Doocy humiliated HIMSELF? I mean, I watched the video and it looked like Peter asked about Kamala's ridiculous fucking accent and KJP avoided the question but I don't see how that humiliates KJP. And it's a valid question because, like, what the fuck is up with that accent? Either way, that isn't really humiliating for either of them and they both know that. Which means... They're lying. Why must the Jews lie about everything? They lied about talking to the creator of the universe (Which is the ultimate lie) and now they've been emboldened by how well it worked. Bad. Bad lying Jews."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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Peter-Gazer

a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.
When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!
by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024
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Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
by ZFTyler November 5, 2024
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Peter Stitt

Denisa Luca’s crush and she wants him forever. Absolutely minted but a bit cheesy ( especially down there ) joking joking. He wants denisa and getting rizzy with her.
Peter Stitt is with denisa? What a lucky girl.
by See yuh November 27, 2024
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Peter spicer special

Getting paid just above minimum wage, for a very strenuous job that involves intense labour and physical strength.
Ex; Michael - “why don’t you just get a job at nellys construction in berwick”

Nick - “man fuck that! They give you the Peter spicer special!”
by boatedRus November 28, 2024
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