kank face

The expression on ones face while kanking (masturbating in someone's presence without them knowing).

1. "Man I had the illest kank face today at the office... i almost gave myself away."

2. Observe Kevin Spacey's face in American Beauty while kanking in bed with his wife. Due to his sloppy kank face he got caught. Classic kank film.

by kanklesore October 1, 2006

Love Face

The weird or sexy face one makes right before they reach an orgasm.

Girl: (While having sex) OMG! Your making that face again.
Guy: What Face?

Girl: You know, that face you make right before you cum.
Guy: Oh! You mean my love face. I can't help it, it feels so good.

by Mackzilla March 1, 2011

text face

the face one makes when their phone vibrates at an inopportune moment. everyone makes the same face.

- text face

by sukiiiiiii January 11, 2009

Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.

"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"

by Deke762 July 20, 2008

Face the Music

To accept criticism, consequence, or punishment for a wrongdoing. Usually done right before or after an apology.

C'mon man, grow some balls and face the music!

by Silver-Serval July 6, 2011

ASS IN FACE

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.

While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.

by KRS325 March 29, 2009

pancake face

Woman or gay man who wears too much make up. Looks as if you could write your name on ther face.

Jesus, I can only imagine what pancake face looks like in the morning when the layers have worn off...

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003