real

real, meaning: for real or literally or i know right.
something you agree on.

"zendaya is pretty,"
"real."

by zendayaisgod October 2, 2022

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

Real

Realness refers to a person's authenticity and genuineness, where they stay true to themselves and express their true emotions and beliefs without pretense. It involves being honest, sincere, and embracing one's unique qualities just like Juugee.
Real doesn't define Juugee, Juugee defines real. No cap.

"Juugee stands as the unshakable embodiment of realness on the earth."
"Even reality falls weak in front of Juugee."
"Reality waits for no man. Unless that man is Juugee."
"Juu's jokes are so real that reality is a joke to him."
"Өдөр шөнө ээлжлэн, өнөөдөр маргааш болж хувирахад, "Жүү" л өөрчлөгддөггүй. Энэ үнэн."

by uyanjin October 24, 2023

real cool like

That which is awesome or very desirable

That Bugatti is real cool like.

by Lankans August 14, 2013

the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber

The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality

by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024

Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025