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goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.
C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated
by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022
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Milly goating

Milly goating is not simply advocacy, support, or education but rather it uses some of the flippancy of trolling in an effort to combat misogyny. The tone of these posts are sarcastic, making fun of the original poster who started this week’s misogynistic discourse. A more gender-neutral version of “billy goat” as the term comes from “the three billy goats gruff
"When that guy posted something sexist on Twitter, Lisa totally milly goated him—she replied with such a funny, sarcastic comeback that everyone was laughing."

“Tom was getting way out of line with his comments, so Emily started milly goating him until he realized how ridiculous he sounded.”
by AvatarxKorra April 16, 2024
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nasty goat

When one puts goat cheese on another’s genitals and scrapes it off with there foot.
Person a: yooooo I just got nasty goat last night: person b: that’s lit bro no way
by yopersboy March 10, 2021
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Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022
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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
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goat

person 2: omg whos that guy he’s such a goat person 1: hes leonardi
by AshZara__ January 4, 2022
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goat back

A female or male who walks around with an really large back
Jeff Ross : hey everybody welcome the goat back from cnn
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
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