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Suck My Sexy Love

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.
Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*
by Ookeay July 15, 2009
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Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka

ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. HAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN ALL OF THE USA AT 10 FT LONG. HE JUST WALKS AND ACCIDENTALLY PUTS IT IN. WHEN IT GOES IN IT MAKES A EXTRA VAGINA IN THE BELLY BUTTON. IF YOU SAY I HAVE A LITTLE DICK THEN A WHOOP IT OUT AND FUCK YOUR DOG,MOM,SISTER,BROTHER,AND GRANDMA AT THE SAME TIME MY WIGGA
Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka IS MY DADDY - EVERY GIRL EVER
by BigDaddyDrake1727534785782345 February 19, 2018
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Dead Sexy

A person in Which is extremely sexy
o my goodness Cindy did u see Cody yesterday? He looked sooo fuckin dead sexy!!
by Jazy (Jabber Jaws) December 28, 2004
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super happy fun sexy time

jack and jill went up the hill to have super happy fun sexy time, to have fun. it was fun, super, happy, and sexy. unfortunatly they rolled down the hill. and died.
by Adriaymee January 9, 2008
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i like sexy pie

a phrase used to end an awkwad silence or an awkward moment that usually resuts in laughing nd people staring at the person who said it
three friends are sitting around hangin out. they were all having a discussion about what they did the week before and then... an awkward moment/silence occurs.
tom:i like sexy pie!!
matt:*laughing... gives tom a look of confusion*
tammy*laughing... also gives tom a look of confusion but asks tom...* what the heel does that mean? what is sexy pie? and what does it have to do with anything?
tom: i dont know... i just thought somethin needed to be said to break our silence and and tension so i said what came to mind!!!
by liz the crazy monkey July 1, 2008
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hey sexy

What bots say in a convo at first.
Cutiegirl83723: hey sexy!
Cutiegirl83723: this is not a bto
Aero850: Fuckoff!
Cutiegirl83723: Wrong Answer or Password. Please try again.
by ash_link October 2, 2004
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Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr
by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009
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