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Sausage Fingers

Matt Castro a.k.a. MagikarpUsedFly: I have sausage fingers
YouTube: Monitize?
by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019
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Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.
Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.
by Gmsisd January 17, 2017
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BBQ sausage

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt
I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage
by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023
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Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same
by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019
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Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.
"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "
by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014
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sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀
by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017
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Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
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