sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 08, 2024

Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.

Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"

by Ronale B June 30, 2016

sausage special

Two small sausages , regular chips and a can of coke from Uncle G’s fish and chips in Weston-Super-Mare

Fuckin’ hell , I am starving , best get me a sausage special.

by westonfish July 03, 2019

sausage jockey

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male

That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse

by Sausage sucker January 18, 2025

Sausage jockey

A man who liking sitting with another man’s cock up his asshole

That guys a sausage jockey he enjoys having a cock up his ass

by Sausage sucker January 18, 2025

yes sausage

A sausage is and ultimate furniture installer who is a toothless meth addict with squinty eyes and a receding hair line

Yes sausage, how you doin

by Sausnegg May 20, 2021

sausage-taker

One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.

Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.

by Cman April 14, 2005