Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Sausage-Holer

one of those jerk wad American hating Germans who obviously have a bratwurst in their "hole"

Ex. 1: "Dude, Hitler was like King of The Sausage-Holers"

Ex. 2: "Honestly man, quit being a sausage-holer and just be nice to Americans"

by j_m_s August 1, 2008

gone off sausage

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.

The gone off sausages taste like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Sausage Throater

A person who deep throats a penis.

Hey! "sausage throater" how's business ya twat.

by Dman76 March 26, 2025

popped sausage

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing

Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week

by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021