It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work
Drake: I told you it would work
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2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
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"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.
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Me: Hey what culture are you
Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
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