Roman Reigns

The supposid "Head Of The Table" for wwe, has had the undisputed title for more than 1000 Days, and considers himself the GOAT of WWE, yet he somehow only managed to wrestle 11 times in 2023. His "title defenses" all follow the same formula in which someone from the bloodline will interfere with the match and reigns will end once again as "champion". Roman Reigns fits the very defintion of Paper Champion

Roman Reigns is a paper champion who only defends his title once in a blue moon, while he enjoys his long vacations and ignores the challenges of the real wrestlers.

by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024

Roman Bridger

Main antagonist in Scream 3, and the overarching antagonist of the Scream franchise. He likes to talk about directing and is a director. He says that he is a director at least twice. Did I mention he's a director?

"Roman Bridger, director. (And brother)"

by SCREAM3REFERENC February 7, 2024

romanian rotisserie

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis

Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!

by theDestryctor February 26, 2024

Roman sword fight

When some sticks there finger/fingers in the pee hole

I had a Roman sword fight last night.

by Adrian the anal activist March 7, 2024

Roman phalanx

When four or more men get dressed in roman battle gear and bang each other while screaming about the senate covered in the blood of a goat

John: Dude my back hurts
Mike: Yeah dude thats what you get for participating in a roman phalanx

by Literly Denji March 22, 2024

Roman Sex

A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.

Damn we had some really nice Roman Sex last night, I'm glad I got to fuck you

by 888899990000000 April 8, 2024

Roman

Roman is the kindest person you’ll meet. He cares with all of his loving heart, he is patient, he is understanding, and he is altogether the sweetest soul you’ll ever come across. Looks wise? Let me tell you… he’s stunning. His eyes are a dark chocolate that are so enticing you just wanna swim in them like Willy Wonkas chocolate lake. NOT JOKING. His figure...like a greek god. His skin like a soft caramel, the good kind that everyone’s grandma keeps in their purse. Roman is a GOOD person. People use that lightly these days. Roman is precious. So is his heart.

*some random guy* YO HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN?

*someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?”
*the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE”
*someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”

by bean_sproot April 11, 2024