pussy sick

Where you have had so much pussy you start to feel sick.

Ex: were you too pussy sick to go to work?
Yeah bro, I was at her house all weekend.

by Nuggets November 17, 2014

Pussy slap

The act of ones partner, preferably the one with a penis, slightly slaping the females pussy or vagina

Boy: A yo girl imma pussy slap you
Girl: Not to hard daddy, or hell to the fuck no I'm on my period

by Pussy Slap September 18, 2017

Microwave Pussy

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

by Borsty B June 8, 2009

the pussy troll

The pussy troll is a troll that lives in a womans vagina and wont let the woman have sex till married or it will bite the guys dick off

So this one time at band camp I was about to get it in when I felt this sensation on my tally wacker and next thing I know Im dickless, apparently she had the pussy troll

by Butthole mcgee November 16, 2013

pussy nuts

when a woman has a severe case of cameltoe, in which her vagina lips look like 2 balls/nuts hanging from the front of her pants.
see cameltoe, or mooseknuckle

Woah check out her nasty pussy nuts.

by boooboo December 30, 2006

Pussy Weave

This occurs when a woman has so much hair in her pussy that it starts to get tangled up. This is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the vagina. It can be quite painful at times. A pussy weave has even been known to actually stop a dick from entering the vagina. The only time a woman gets a weave in her pussy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn't take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. This usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn't want to fuck a weave.

Sarah had a major pussy weave so I fucked her in the ass instead.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.

by Gordon Dickshit October 25, 2006

Pussy Vampire

One who sucks the blood from a females genitals during the menstration period.

Woman:I have my period
PV :Sounds good (Sucks blood from pussy)

by PV March 18, 2005