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Pussy Grinch 

Somebody who interferes with another persons ability, or attempt, to lock down some pussy. Usually done out of spite or hatred for the pussy aspirer....usually (but not always) at a Ho-liday function or get together.
Man! I was schemeing hard on Tiffany last night at Chadwicks, she was diggin it....then that motherfucking pussy grinch Kyle came over and told her I had the clap behind my back.
Pussy Grinch by Loudave December 26, 2008

Pussy Whipped 

A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes

Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?

Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.

Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her

Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch

Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
Pussy Whipped by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009

Pussy Diamond

a re-rack in beer pong, on the last four cups. one cup in the front, two in the middle, and one in the back which resembles a pussy and a diamond.
hey bro do you need a re-rack?

Yeah man I want a pussy diamond.
Pussy Diamond by Geady December 30, 2009

Pussy hookup

Someone who has the intention when they go into a bar or club to meet a girl to have sex, or hook a friend up to get them laid.
1) I am planning on going out tonight to get myself a pussy hookup

2) Hey man just let me get you a pussy hookup to make you feel better.
Pussy hookup by WCSII July 19, 2010

Pussy Cousins

When two or more females have slept with the same dude. Can be at the same time or at different times.

The female version of "Weiner Cousins"

May also be refered to as "Cunt Cousins", ...but its not as classy
Friends Angie, Theresa and Julia have all been banged by Devyn, Therefore they are Pussy Cousins
Pussy Cousins by Big D Louis August 17, 2010

Pussy Shirt 

A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.
Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!
Pussy Shirt by MTF March 14, 2012