Stome Job

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".

"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."

by slapNtickle July 23, 2018

Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner

Here, rack us up a steve jobs

by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.

Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.

by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015

ravioli job

The act of putting ravioli in your mouth and starting to give someone a blow job

Girl: *puts ravioli in her mouth and gives a guy a blow job*
Boy: Oh yeah baby like that *Grunts* give me that ravioli job baby *Grunts again* Oh yeah I like how that ravioli feels around my cock and how the sauce goes all over your mouth

by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

Sunday Job

To do a really shit halfhearted job of something.

John:"You're doing a shit job Dave"
Steve:"It's a real Sunday Job"

by pub landlord April 6, 2015

Cheeto Job

When the giver of the blow job has lips covered in cheeto dust.

Ey girrrl you ready for another amazing cheeto job tonight?~

by Trollmaster004 September 20, 2017