The legend of MAX

00:00Can you see?H
00:12The Fly?I
00:18Do you see your goal?H
00:23Energy?I
00:35Reality?I
00:41Reality?I
00:58Fear...
01:06Revolt...
01:12Do the right thing tyust yourself,
01:18and you'll Know the way Listen to yourself.
01:21You can do this, you can!!

by AU August 27, 2003

Mutiny max

You get pissed at yur girl for talking for hours on end so you punch her lights out and shove your dick in her mouth until she stops breathing.

I performed a mutiny max on that bitch cause she wouldnt shut up about having kids.

by Joaquinnnnn October 28, 2007

air max 95

Usually the shoe roadmen wear to run down the ops, but with lack of ankle stability they could get into a sticky situation.

Young g-"did you get that drillin' today"

Air max 95 user- "Nah man, my ankle got crushed inih for these air max 95 still"

by yourefuckingchildishgrowup December 9, 2018

paranoia survivor max

a remix of the song "paranoia" which first appear in the first mix of dance dance revolution, a popular dancing video game. this song clocks in at 290 beats per minute (BPM) and made its first appearance in DDR's 8th mix, also known as extreme. the set of steps on the "challenge" difficulty make up the absolute hardest song to ever appear on any of the eight mixes.

by eric September 25, 2003

sweet ass-tastic to the max

an adjective meaning the ultimate, greatest thing anything can ever be.

playing mortal kombat while watching the movie mortal kombat while getting head from sonya blade after getting a check from the government for three million dollars along with a note from the government saying you never have to willfully pay taxes anymore and then having an orgasm at the same time as executing your fatality exactly when the movie mortal kombat ends would be sweet ass-tastic to the max.

by pedro munoz July 28, 2008

tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

iPhone Xs Max

An expensive ass phone which the rich bitches can buy

dude 1: did you see the new iPhone Xs Max?
dude 2: No, Is it just more expensive without any new features?
dude 1: hell Yeah!
dude 2: (lemme) go get me one.

by SomewhatShook September 20, 2018