MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025

Matthew harrison

Loves to say retard even though his teachers say not too and is the GOAT.

Who said retard, it was probably Matthew Harrison

by The fizzled February 12, 2025

Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

A dude who Tries to spit game and horribly fails, An Unfunny guy, or Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means Matthew is a lame ass Mf

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Matthew

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

by heckler12 March 19, 2025