Horse Juggler

This is the name given to circus performers who perform genital stimulation to multiple male horses simultaneously.

"Oh did you did you see Gary last night doing his dance moves? He sure looked like a horse juggler"

by Dannas p train September 6, 2016

Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

Brojan Horse

When you meet a seemingly awesome guy and he turns out to be a douche.

Girl..I met what I thought was this really cool guy and then he went all douchewad on me....total brojan horse. Fml

by Iamtheninjagirl October 19, 2015

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only December 30, 2015

Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016