hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 1, 2008

Puss-hand

The way your hand smells after you finger a girl.

Guy 1: Dude after I fingered Katie I had total puss-hand.
Guy 2: Nasty, bro.

by jdt13 August 16, 2011

hand-stack

A playful "being sociable" game where ya "layeringly" stack up yer hands with those of one or more friends, then ya yank yer "bottom" hand out from da pile and place it on top of da stack of hands, then the next person yanks his hand out from da bottom of da stack and places it on top, and so on.

I love playing circle of friends wif all da pretty girls I meet in da town square, but if we have da use of a picnic table or other elevated flat surface, I also enjoy sharing a round or two of hand-stack wif da cuties afterwards --- nuthin' quite so good at bringing da delighted/amused giggles outta dem.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Grabby hands

Mysterious hands that grab onto a person and their soul to take them to the afterlife after looking backwards in the Ghost Girl's Alley in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable.

After being decieved in Reimi's alley, Koichi looked back to see mysterious grabby hands that dragged him and his stand away.

by shurb March 30, 2021

Uhlu hands

An affliction when you are in a text based chat, and can't stop making typos, or autocorrect pops in to "save the day." A typo itself of "ugly hands"

Oh, Kien is making no sense. She must have uhlu hands again.

by Lass Lindy August 26, 2017

cash-in-hand

Being paid cash, rather than the money being deposited into a bank account. This also prevents taxes being deducted.

Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: No need, I get paid cash-in-hand.

by G0T_M34T July 16, 2007

Hand Pound

Hand Pounding is the act of getting your wee wee pounded by the females hand until orgasm.

Trevon: How was the party ?
Derashan: I got Hand Pounded man.
Trevon: Woah.

by RugbyUser2011 July 7, 2011