Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

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morgan gardner

an ugly ass whos good at softball and barely has friends. she loves racing but doesnt know anything abt it.

“Is that morgan gardner”
“yeah how could u tell”

“shes walking by herself, what a loser”

by morgan😝 October 25, 2020

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Piccadilly gardens

The most dangerous section of Manchester do not approach at any cost filled with drug dealers and smack heads from around the globe

Do not go piccadilly gardens my mum got stabbed there

by Cobie January 3, 2021

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Olive Garden

One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.

Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden

by 8284play January 8, 2021

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Kinky Garden Hose

When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .

Man that Kinky Garden Hose felt so good.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

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Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods

Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore

I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy

Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.

by Jimmy garden March 23, 2021

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