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religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.
Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!
by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023
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Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.
Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024
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Wonky fruit cake

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"
by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024
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Brazilian fruit basket

A Brazilian fruit basket is when a Brazilian guy tucks his dick and balls in between his legs and bends over and takes a dick in the ass. After giver guy spews his load he proceeds slap his dick on the guys asshole and then licks the takers asshole until he cum farts in his mouth.
That metro sexual looking dude looks like he loves to receive Brazilian Fruit Baskets from many men.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 21, 2024
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Cinnamon fruit dent

The act of boufing a shot of fireball whiskey and getting your ass eaten immediately after.
Hey baby, I heard about a new thing, called a cinnamon fruit dent, you still got that Fireball right?
by Kaotixdarksoul November 23, 2024
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Erin - fruit

Erin, my dear friend, epitomises the essence of a dragon fruit—exotic, vibrant, and nourishing.

The first striking similarity between Erin and a dragon fruit lies in her distinctiveness. Just as the dragon fruit stands out in any grocery store with its bright pink skin and green-tipped scales, Erin possesses an individuality that captivates everyone around her. She has an innate ability to engage people with her unconventional ideas and vibrant spirit, making every interaction memorable. Her uniqueness fosters an environment where creativity flourishes, allowing our friendship to thrive in ways that are both enriching and transformative.
Erin - fruit
Friend 1- “woah look at Erin she’s radiating confidence and colour rn”
Friend 2 “she’s such a dragonfruit!!”

Boy-“where can I take a bit into that fruit”
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