gobby eyes

a girls eyes that would look amazing if they were performing oral sex and looking up at you

Dude, she has the maddest gobby eyes!

by Daniel Darabi October 21, 2011

roaming eyes

when your lazy eye(s) have a mind of their own

ex. ugh look at my roaming eyes...it's like they're outside of their wireless area

by codi cane July 6, 2012

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.

I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.

by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021

fast eyes

when you get up too fast from lying down for an extended period of time and your vision gets blured

I fell down the stairs became i had fast eyes earlier today

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

Eye rape

The molestation of someone eye ball or eyes.

Abuse of the eye or eye socket .

To temporary or permanently blind another human being

I urinated inside the girls eye socket last weekend while she was unconscious . I filmed the eye rape.

Johnny eye raped his victims using his finger he would rub the cornea Causing permanent damage

by FLUZY May 31, 2022

eye legma

Looking at the same thing for a unspecified amount of time till your eyes hurt

I have eye legma looking at this I-spy book

by IANASKK March 23, 2019

Con eyes

The sight one develops from spending a lot of time at comic book conventions. Gives one the uncanny ability to notice the smallest toy or a poster across the convention floor.

Jack - how did cliff see that max reebo figure across the floor?
Jake - he's got those con eyes

by Jakefatal August 6, 2012