Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020

Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.

Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.

by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021

Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann

A cutie patootie kattegrilling

Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?

by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024

Christian moment

A sad sorry situation involving hitler in some way.

Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment

by Cranjis February 24, 2021

christian viggo

Small guy with Big dick
And very sexy

That guy looks Christian Viggo

by Viding November 22, 2016

Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"

Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*

by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS October 21, 2020

Christian

He’s super adorable,spontaneous,and Angelinas manzzzzzz ❤️💯

Christian is angelinas manzzzzzz!!!!!!

by StealUrmanzzz October 29, 2018