Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 04, 2010
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Irritable Brain Syndrome

This is the name for something that is putting alot of stress on your mind and causing you annoyance.
This job is giving me irritable brain syndrome!

She/He makes me feel like I have irritable brain syndrome!
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004
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Getting Some Brain

a slang phrase for getting a blowjob. Popularized by Kanye West in his song "Good Life"
Have you ever popped champange on a plane while getting some brain?

Whipped it out, she said "Oh, I've never seen Snakes On A Plane!"

-Mr. West
by Phoenix451 May 03, 2009
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Nigga wit a brain

A smart black person. Can scare white people. Paul Mooney state on "chappelle show" lets call a movie Nigga wit a brain and see how they get scared!
Deylon: Two plus two. Befoe

Jaylen: That nigga wit a brain Deylon be hella smart!
by Vince! April 03, 2008
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brain fart

when a computer freezes or starts being dumb. or any one who has a lapse in judgment.
Damn. My computer had another brain fart.

I can't believe Jacob did that. He must've had a major brain fart.
by Whoohoo December 20, 2007
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Hamster Wheel Brain

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
by dward May 31, 2004
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Skibidi Toilet Brains

Other term for Toddler Minds

If you like this then your mental age never surpasses The freezing point of water in Celcius
Ah, Tiktok, home to brainded videos for Skibidi Toilet Brains
by Hoahobecth August 13, 2023
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