cat's ass

absolutley, without a doubt, for sure, unbeatable, "can't be licked"

"That brand of whiskey is the cat's ass"
or
"I'll drink this whole bottle of whiskey, cat's ass"

by RT July 19, 2004

half-ass

The act of doing something without motivation or care as to the quality of the object at hand. To not give a shit.

Jon: "Damn we have a paper due tommorow?"

Chris: "Dude, don't fucking half-ass that shit."

by Cali4niaBreez October 4, 2005

dumb ass

(n.) someone who is unbelieveably stupid or does stupid things.

Ryan, you are such a dumb ass for playing baseball with broken bones.

by AMV September 2, 2005

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.

Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....

by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

by boom.right? January 1, 2012