Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

Dead angry gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

The Angry 

those who dont believe in religion and are constantly pushed or judged by those who "believe." those who do all of the work and end up getting payed less than they should or are forced to give others the credit. the ones judged in school for being different.

The angry kid in the corner, with a cigarette in his left hand and flipping off the world with his right hand

The Angry by The Angry October 23, 2011

THE angry kailey 

a term used when some random chick named kailey doesnt know what she is doing in bed and accidentally bites your wank while giving you head. thus just bust a nut in her face and shell go away.

Damn man, I'm chaffing cuz i got a damn angry kailey last night!

THE angry kailey by joey March 11, 2005

The Angry Pirate 

A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

Last night Jim gave your mon The Angry Pirate because she charged more than usual.

The Angry Pirate by $$$$$$ October 3, 2007

the angry bullfrog 

In a threesome of two women and a man, or woman with a strap on, the man leap frogs over one woman landing on the other woman's face with his penis in her mouth choking her causing an odd croaking sound, like an angry bullfrog.

It is self explanatory. She chokes and sounds like the angry bullfrog.

the angry bullfrog by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013

punching the angry elf 

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

punching the angry elf by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

My Birds is Gettin' Angry

A phrase used when something is boring to the point that playing Angry Birds would be time better spent.

"Come on Sukhdeep, let's bail this party. My Birds is Gettin' Angry."

My Birds is Gettin' Angry by Ben's Penis December 3, 2011