Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away

she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!

by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012

angry birds space

good game, but all other definitions rn are over a decade old. ab space is over a decade old.

angry birds space is good

by switchblade1013 February 4, 2024

Angry Cave Ghost

When you bang a chick in the anus and bust a nut, she goes to the bathroom and has explosive diarrhea after.

Gave my girl an angry cave ghost last night, bro!

by the metal mashup show October 24, 2018

Angry Crackhead

When you say to a crackhead I’ll give you some money to suck your dick and as you are about to cum run away with your money in hand

I let a crackhead suck me off for money then as I came I ran away with my money in hand this is called an angry crackhead

by Angry crackhead August 27, 2021

Baffled Angry Gremlin

A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question

And the other part of BAG culture is silliness

"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs

I am a BAG I am a Baffled Angry Gremlin

I am BAG

by Jimjamjomjumjymjem July 20, 2022