Twat flaubber

Broken rubber band

I couldn't finish my hair cause the twat flaubber hit me in the face!

by Twatflaubber July 21, 2015

Twat

Emma Bulloch

Eilidh is going to the blame for something retarded that Emma did for attention. This makes Emma a proper Twat.

by Lmal April 13, 2019

Twat

Your mum

Percy:hey Jim what’s a twat

Jim: Your mum

by MoistyBoi69 September 30, 2020

Twat

James Middleton. A UK grifter, I mean Instagram fitness coach in a scam marriage to obtain a green card

James Middleton is a super twat. Even Shannon Ford could do better.

by Rddthtr December 20, 2023

Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019

Twat

Aka Donald Trump / Boris Johnson etc

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!

by The urban project September 15, 2020

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014