Turtle

Thing

OMG a turtle

by P4rk3r08 March 1, 2022

The turtle gang

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.

Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.

by The turtle gang December 11, 2018

Premium Turtle Fuur

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.

My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...

by Dieder December 14, 2019

Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

Cherry Turtle

Probably the best jjba drp/rp account and they post nice fan art, cosplays and hentai.

Man that Cherry Turtle post was good as hell

by HerefortheFood November 2, 2020

Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.

Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

by Namekian Turtle June 6, 2019

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019