Guinea pig Pregnancy

Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!
Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!
by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 08, 2008
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The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.
You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!
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Black Forest Pig

A person that loves Black Forest Cake so much, that they bring it to work in a gigantic tupperware container so that they can "share" it with everyone. In reality, they choose to eat it all themselves. AKA - BFP
"Look at Brenda eat that Black Forest Cake. She is such a Black Forest Pig."
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dirty ass pig

a dirty ass pig is an out of control cop who abuses his or her authority acts outside of the law with impunity and knows how to get away with it
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the dirty ass pigs are on the prowl

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A vile and repugnant person described in a physical way.
That politician is a pig faced fuck.
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dirty shit pig

Children that are still in diapers are commonly referred as these. Abbreviated as DSP
That pull-ups commercial is just disgusting, a bunch of dirty shit pigs dancing around in their poopy diapers.
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when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.
Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!
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