Mike Pence Special

A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.

Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.

by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019

special kool-aid

Special kool-aid refers to a drink of your preference. Usually a mixed drink.

rum and coke/ lil'wayne's special kool-aid, he drinks in his cup...Lil'Wayne's special kool-aid has cough syrup, vodka, and other drinks mixed in it...My special kool-aid is cranberry-vodka.

by Tralacey2011 July 28, 2011

Big Willie Special

Anal sex before vaginal sex because your partner orgasms to fast.

Had to give her the Big Willie Special so she doesn't get off to soon and buck me off.

by Solo27 July 30, 2017

Bin bag special

When a girl has a decent face but a fugly bod

Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special

Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special

“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”

by dank kushty October 12, 2017

Thunder Bay Special

Pro-union workers are given the Thunder Bay Special when corrupt, fake, back stabbing, anti-union scum bags plan a targeted assault, usually from behind and without warning, against a pro-union worker and purposely break his leg, the assault is then covered up by the unions involved along with the Ministry Of Labour and police.

We gave that pro-union guy the Thunder Bay Special when we attacked him from behind and broke his leg.

by RainbowWarrior2001 August 11, 2022

swapping special spit

the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio

Mikey always swapping swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.

by Sillygritty July 30, 2022

Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021