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Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.
The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)
Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!
by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022
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Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)
"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."
by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017
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Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.
Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 9, 2012
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Purple Rain

We are meth cookers and our neighbors seem to be catching on, it might be time to take them out.
I think it's time to Purple Rain these bi***s.
by notcm February 10, 2022
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purple heart killshot

When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.

Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.
Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.
by Fat C April 18, 2022
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purple

purple
ramdo: dies
rando #2: purple
by prirururrple May 12, 2022
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