Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

Ms. Moon

A woman that lost her light due to a break up. This usually happens to someone that finally gets close to someone, after having bad trust issues, and ends up getting their heart broken. The same goes for a guy. Just change the Ms. to Mr.

Friend: Hey there! What’s wrong?
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...

by Run away while you can May 18, 2018

Mr. Moon

A creepy but kinda adorable character from the Tally Hall song “Spring and a Storm” who talks about existentialism and the afterlife. When children want to know about the sky, they ask Mr. Moon. Overall a pretty nice guy once you look past his uncannyness.

Kids: Mr. Moon,
Mr. Moon: Yeah?
Kids: Tell us about the sky.
Mr. Moon: The sky is deep and dark and eternally high. Many people think that’s where you go when you die.

by HeterophonicTunes March 5, 2025

Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.

Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"

by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024

moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

men on the moon

to go "men on the moon" on someone is to eat a guy out in a dark room. Men on the moon refers to "Where no man has gone before". Also, a song by REM.

Elena: I went men on the moon on my first boyfriend. It was bliss.

by BrendaArets August 31, 2010

Moon Boobs

The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.

After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.

by TrivialArmor December 10, 2020