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Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.
Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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internet ORK

while the internet troll feeds of people reacting to their fallacy they know is false for a reaction, the internet ORK actuallyy BELIEVES their made up lies.

based on warhammer 40k orks. if they believe something is true then it exists. Flat earthers, starsigns, misogyny/ misandry, toxic woke culture you name it internet ORKS live there.

Orks are also incredibly moronic and only like violence.
when arguing about why being fat is unhealthy and dangerous the internet ork calls you a racist and claims you hate puppies.
by sillyninja65 February 13, 2022
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The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
by Rio9 July 3, 2018
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Internet explorer

Pure stupidity. The only Microsoft browser you should instantly delete and blow up.
Guy 1: did you hear about internet explorer?
Guy 2: ikr its the dumbest fucking app ever
by Dudecrushgaming November 22, 2018
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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021
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