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alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch
“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”
by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018
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train

A magnificent sexual act where at least 3 men, women (with strap-ons), MTF transgenders or a combination of the aforementioned, penetrate each other. It's similar to a human centipede, but with penises and butts.

It can also be called a sandwich.
Man 1: Hey, do you want to do a train with me and my BF?
Man 2: Sure, I never tried it before!

Woman 1: Hey honey, I bought a strap-on... You know what that means?
Man 1: Let's do a train with our neighbor!
Woman 1: Uhh... I was going to suggest pegging, but that's good too!
by jesuimyself March 22, 2023
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Joo Joo Train

Train that took Jews to Auschwitz.
Jews has a one way ticket on the Joo Joo Train
by AnonDoxy December 6, 2023
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Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 13, 2024
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The Forbidden Train

When a group of people get together and "stick" together and make a circle so everyone is stuck inside each other
Damian: My ass hurts from doing the forbidden train
Alex: wtf
by Big Mosey March 5, 2021
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Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.
Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.
by LemmePikachuBoo May 3, 2020
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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