When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.
Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."
by FreshProduce February 8, 2010
Get the Take my twomug. When used to address someone who is very angry, this phrase generally means "calm down" or "stop screeching" or "stop yelling." It notes that a person raises her voice in both tone and volume when she gets upset.
Sister: I can't believe you read my diary!
Brother: Whoa... Take it down an octave. It's not like I made copies of it for everyone at school. I only made copies for my friends!
Brother: Whoa... Take it down an octave. It's not like I made copies of it for everyone at school. I only made copies for my friends!
by MookieJam10 June 19, 2011
Get the Take it down an octavemug. Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.
When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)
When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
Get the Take Several Seatsmug. wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011
Get the take the beach homemug. by grandma sweater June 4, 2022
Get the take a hot showermug. When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
*awkward pause*
(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)
....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009
Get the Double-take Funnymug. Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks
by Trumphater1000 December 12, 2016
Get the Taking the trump outmug.