Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

Pink moon

When a woman engages in the act of mooning and her genitals are clearly observed.

Bruh, she bent over and showed me her pink moon!

by Guy Rock May 1, 2022

Moon

cheese

The Moon is made of cheese

by Zcoper March 23, 2022

sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚

1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚

by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017

crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

weeping moon

when it's raining while the moon is visible

''Look at that weeping moon! How beautiful! We're getting wet from the rain though so let's go seek shelter quickly.'' (it's raining while the moon is up and shining)

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

crescent moon face

Adj. Describing an emo with a flip of hair, usually colored an inky black, obscuring his or hers' face (usually one eye).

Phil: Hey Jimbob, why are there all those crescent moon faces hanging around that store?
Jimbob: There must be some sale on razers, eyeliner...or something.

by Itsarealdisease December 1, 2010