Alex lonican

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Alex lonican is smaller than my cock

by Midgetbuster3000 March 2, 2022

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Alex(ander)

Sometimes can be a dumb ass rat, is an asthmatic college twink.

Always tired.

Most often loves cats.
And fossils.

Person 1 "I have a friend studying to become a paleontologist. His name is Alex(ander)"
Person 2 "that sounds cool!"

by His husband September 15, 2019

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How does one describe Alex Steele? A blonde tornado of a character, her undying love for cats is matched only by her passion for porcelain. Get on her bad side, and she'll scratch your eyes out (but only after giving you the cold shoulder for three years). Commonly spotted with her loyal, if not cognitively challenged boyfriend - he is the brawn to match her brains. An avid wearer of onesies, though it may simply be because the rest of her wardrobe is layered in the farmyard stench of her one and only.

Do you guys know Alex Steele?

Yeah, she gets all the dick and pussy she wants.

by maccers13 May 19, 2016

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elise&alex

THE BEST COUPLE EVER! NO JOKE! LIKE THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!

"You are invited to Our FUCKING WEDDING!! "
ELISE&ALEX

by Just a Person in love w/ Alex November 28, 2018

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Melinda and Alex

Melinda and Alex two psycho people who got together and made up a fake 3 way relationship that never existed!

Hey did you hear Melinda and Alex were faking that 3 way relationship with Courtney! I guess her real ex girlfriend was Courtney's lookalike or something!

Wow! Really! Thats absolutely psycho thing to do!

Yea, I know....Courtney finally heard about and got mad and people actually tracked Melinda's real gf down and the girl admitted that she was Melindas ex gf! So much drama! its like Alex can't move on with his life!

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

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