Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 10, 2020

French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 05, 2022

swamp soup with meatballs

When it is a hot summer day and a male's crotchal region begins to get sticky and sweaty, resembling a soup with meat balls in it.

Yo, it was so hot yesterday, I had swamp soup with meatballs in my pants!

by DrPhilsVaginalCrease September 12, 2015

alphabet soup groups

alphabet soup groups is when a random group with a random alphabet letters

person1:hey i just joined NAUTTP
person2:what does that mean?
person1:Nice auttp
person2:what does it do?
person1:idk its just your'e "alphabet soup groups"

by for yomama November 29, 2020

alphabet soup groups

alphabet soup groups is when a random group with random alphabet letter

person1:hey i just joined AFCT
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups

by for yomama November 26, 2020

Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.

Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.

by Bobus HoPokeUs February 19, 2016

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013