smoking barras down here in the outback of australia is where the true aussie comes in. nothing like getting a wriggle into the tasty fish that you caught earlier down at bondi beach, but drinking a few beers with ya mates (preferably steve). happy barra smoking and don’t get too drunk mate!
steve: hey mateee what’s for dinna?
me: a fucking barra of course!
steve: ooh what type?
me: smoking a barra!
me: a fucking barra of course!
steve: ooh what type?
me: smoking a barra!
by your local dumb hoe December 1, 2019

An exclamation of ultimate frustration let out when there is no available relief. One must imitate the action of smoking a cigarette and then say "amen"
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by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
